GawkerHorny Redditors Jerk Off to Photo of Dude's Butt, Thinking It's BoobsGawkerThe photo above shows a pair of underwear wedged between a man's asscheeks. But for one magical night, dozens of enthusiastic masturbators believed they were looking at a woman's alluring cleavage. The prank went down on Reddit's /r/gonewild, ...and more […]
Huffington PostStop Defining Yourself as a Jerk!Huffington PostWe all have that relative who is always late. She comes in and says, "Oh, I am so sorry, I am always late." Or, we hear another relative who always makes embarrassing gaffes like Ralph Cramden. He excuses himself, saying, "I always say the wrong thing.".
E! OnlineIt's Time to Meet Abby's Jerk of an Ex-Husband on ScandalE! OnlinePrepare to meet the most hated man in Washington, D.C.. After hearing bits and pieces of Abby's (Darby Stanchfield) sad backstory, Scandal fans are finally going to see the bold redhead's past come to life. Battlestar Galactica's Michael Trucco is set ...and m […]
Jerk Fest to enliven downtown Durham SaturdayDurham NewsThe North Carolina Jerk Fest opens at 7 a.m. and goes until 8 p.m. Saturday at CCB Plaza in downtown Durham. Events begin with a 5K run and continues with a jerk cooking competition, a jerk wing eating contest, children's games, a wine-tasting and a ...and more »
Fact or Fiction: NFL Week 7 Knee-Jerk ReactionsBleacher ReportWeek 7 storylines from the 2014 NFL season included major upsets in St. Louis and Chicago, a shift in the AFC North, and a previously winless team picking up its first victory of the season. Is Aaron Rodgers a lock to win the MVP? Will the Baltimore ...and more »
Wonkette (satire)Jerk Cable Access Reporter Besmirches Honor Of Great Pumpkin Fest White RiotWonkette (satire)Journalists! They are always trying to smear their journa-poo on every last good thing, like Keene, New Hampshire's, Pumpkin Fest, or Sarah Palin! Here we have one “Jared” “Goodell,” who'd broadcast live from the Pumpkin Fest for eight hour […]
GawkerCops: High School Soccer Coach Snapchatted Jerk-Off Video to His TeamGawkerA women's soccer coach at a Connecticut high school sent a 10-second Snapchat masturbation video to some of his players, state troopers told the Hartford Courant. The man says the jerk-off vid was intended for his girlfriend, but he inadvertently sent ...and more »
Scotchies, Jamaican Jerk Restaurant Takes Front Stage At "ONE Caribbean ...DigitalJournal.comThe ONE Caribbean Music Festival is proud to announce Jamaican restaurateur, Scotchies, as the title sponsor for the annual 2 day festival. Made famous from their mouth-watering, finger licking, and perfectly seasoned jerk chicken and pork, Scotchies ...and more […]
Herald Sunpost-trade period knee jerk reactionsHerald SunFREE agency and the trade period is over and despite no one playing a single game, let's make some predictions of who did well and who stuffed up. Adelaide. IN: Kyle Cheney, Luke Lowden. OUT: Nil. DRAFT PICKS: 14, 35, 43, 59, 86, 104, 122. Adelaide's ...
Habs Eyes on the Prize (blog)Milan Lucic taunts Montreal fans, is bit of a jerk (Video)Yahoo Sports (blog)If you're Lucic, playing against the Canadiens for the first time this season, you might want to follow through on your threat. You may want to hit Emelin as hard as you can, maybe even cross the line of legality when you do so. Now, when would be a […]